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\"Lost in the Fire\" is a song by French DJ Gesaffelstein and Canadian singer the Weeknd, released on 11 January 2019 as the second single from Gesaffelstein's second studio album, Hyperion (2019). Nate Donmoyer assisted the artists in writing and producing the song, with additional writing from Ahmad \"Belly\" Balshe and Jason \"DaHeala\" Quenneville.
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Denys Edgar Gillam was a British flying ace of the Royal Air Force (RAF) during the Second World War. He is credited with the destruction of at least eight aircraft.
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