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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a bear with no teeth?","punchline":"A gummy bear!","id":191}

{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you organize a space party?","punchline":"You planet.","id":129}

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Rhododendron indicum is an azalea Rhododendron species native to Japan.

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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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