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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}